Fic: Cold Feet (SGA, ?)

Author’s Note: Blame Medie! It’s all her fault! Missing scene from “Hide and Seek.”

“Will you hold still, damn it, McKay?”

“Look, I can’t help it. I have a very low pain threshold, and I–”

“It’s not supposed to hurt; wasn’t that the whole point of this experiment?”

“Yeah, but what if it doesn’t work? Or what if I’m wrong about how it works? Granted, that’s unlikely, but…oh, God, I knew this was a bad idea.”

“McKay! Shut up and get your ass back over here, NOW, before I decide to really put that thing to the test.”

“You wouldn’t.”

“Try me.”

“Fine. But…try to be gentle, all right?”


“You know what I mean.”

“Riiight. Now just stand right here, and–stop that.”


“That…grimacing like that. I’m not going to torture you.”

“No, just fill me full of foreign objects. Ask Carson, I don’t react well to that.”

“It’s one foreign object, and would you hold still already?”

“Do you blame me for being nerv–OW!!!!!!!! You shot me!”

“And it bounced right off you, just like you predicted it would. Don’t even try to pretend that hurt.”

“That’s not the point. The point is that I wasn’t ready!”

“The point is that it worked, McKay.”

“Oh my God, you’re right. It worked. I’m invulnerable!”

“Insufferable’s more like it.”

“Ha ha, very funny, Major. I wonder what else the shield can guard against?”

“Well, we could always throw you off a balcony and find out…”


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