{"id":2456,"date":"2014-04-02T03:49:38","date_gmt":"2014-04-02T03:49:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/azar.ink-and-quill.com\/?p=2456"},"modified":"2014-04-02T03:50:00","modified_gmt":"2014-04-02T03:50:00","slug":"fic-cold-feet-sga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/azar.ink-and-quill.com\/?p=2456","title":{"rendered":"Fic: Cold Feet (SGA, ?)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Author’s Note:<\/strong> Blame Medie! It’s all her fault! Missing scene from “Hide and Seek.”<\/em><\/p>\n

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“Will you hold still, damn it, McKay?”<\/p>\n

“Look, I can’t help it. I have a very low pain threshold, and I–”<\/p>\n

“It’s not supposed to hurt; wasn’t that the whole point of this experiment?”<\/p>\n

“Yeah, but what if it doesn’t work? Or what if I’m wrong about how it works? Granted, that’s unlikely, but…oh, God, I knew this was a bad idea.”<\/p>\n

“McKay! Shut up and get your ass back over here, NOW, before I decide to really put that thing to the test.”<\/p>\n

“You wouldn’t.”<\/p>\n

“Try me.”<\/p>\n

“Fine. But…try to be gentle, all right?”<\/p>\n

“Gentle<\/em>?”<\/p>\n

“You know what I mean.”<\/p>\n

“Riiight. Now just stand right here, and–stop that.”<\/p>\n

“What?”<\/p>\n

“That…grimacing like that. I’m not going to\u00a0torture\u00a0you.”<\/p>\n

“No, just fill me full of foreign objects. Ask Carson, I don’t react well to that.”<\/p>\n

“It’s one foreign object, and would you hold still already?”<\/p>\n

“Do you blame me for being nerv–OW!!!!!!!! You shot me!”<\/p>\n

“And it bounced right off you, just like you predicted it would. Don’t even try to pretend that hurt.”<\/p>\n

“That’s not the point. The point is that I wasn’t ready!”<\/p>\n

“The point is that it\u00a0worked<\/em>, McKay.”<\/p>\n

“Oh my God, you’re right. It worked. I’m invulnerable!”<\/p>\n

“Insufferable’s more like it.”<\/p>\n

“Ha ha, very funny, Major. I wonder what else the shield can guard against?”<\/p>\n

“Well, we could always throw you off a balcony and find out…”<\/p>\n

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