{"id":2307,"date":"2014-03-30T01:49:20","date_gmt":"2014-03-30T01:49:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/azar.ink-and-quill.com\/?p=2307"},"modified":"2014-03-30T04:31:18","modified_gmt":"2014-03-30T04:31:18","slug":"fic-an-unsuspecting-world-sg-1-gen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/azar.ink-and-quill.com\/?p=2307","title":{"rendered":"Fic: An Unsuspecting World (SG-1, gen)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First, she twitched. Then twitching turned to fidgeting, fidgeting to squirming and by the time they had reached cruising altitude, she was slumped halfway down in her seat with a dour frown on her face.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;d think that a race advanced enough to have a ship like your Prometheus would be able to figure out a better way to get around their own planet,&#8221; Vala complained.<\/p>\n<p>Daniel sighed. &#8220;Vala&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m serious! I mean, it&#8217;s one thing to spend hours getting from one end of the galaxy to another&#8211;although even that is unnecessary if you know how to use a Stargate&#8211;but we&#8217;re not even talking in terms of light years here!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Daniel suddenly found himself feeling extremely grateful that the SGC had a private jet. Somehow he doubted she&#8217;d have refrained from expressing the same doubts on a crowded 737. Not that many would have believed her, but it wasn&#8217;t a chance he particularly wanted to take. Nor, he imagined, would Landry want them taking it which was probably why he&#8217;d scuttled the jet for their trip to Washington in the first place.<\/p>\n<p>It was of course, under no circumstances, a good idea to take Vala Mal Doran to a Senate Appropriations Committee meeting, but unfortunately his input was needed badly enough that there wasn&#8217;t much choice in the matter. Not unless he could somehow persuade Landry that it <em>was<\/em>\u00a0worth their time to pursue the scavenger hunt that might end with the two of them finally separated.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Somehow I don&#8217;t think the potential fallout of an Alkesh suddenly de-cloaking over Washington DC is quite worth a little saved time,&#8221; he finally answered her question&#8211;or demand, more like it&#8211;in a dry tone.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And that&#8217;s another thing.&#8221; She sat up straight and leaned forward, talking animatedly with her hands. Daniel had never realized before how sarcastic hands could be. &#8220;Oooh, the Tau&#8217;ri, champions of freedom, justice and equality throughout the universe, and most of your own people don&#8217;t even know about the Stargate. Or the Goa&#8217;uld. Or me!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Thank God for that last,&#8221; he muttered under his breath.<\/p>\n<p>Vala glared at him. &#8220;All I&#8217;m saying is that you people go to way too much trouble to keep secrets when there&#8217;s a whole universe out there. I think it&#8217;s rather selfish to keep it to oneself.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Which is, no doubt, why you&#8217;re so eager to help spread it around.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Exactly!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Daniel took off his glasses and rubbed his eyes, wondering how on Earth it was possible for just talking to her to give him such a headache, and even moreso, why a part of him actually enjoyed it. &#8220;Look, Vala&#8230;once we get to Washington, I need you not to talk to anyone. Especially not to the Committee.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She looked offended. &#8220;Why not?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Because&#8230;they have certain&#8230;expectations about how this meeting is supposed to be conducted, and we&#8217;re going to have a difficult time pushing this budget through as it is.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Are you implying that I don&#8217;t know how to conduct myself in such a situation?&#8221; she demanded, pretending to be insulted.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I thought I was saying it outright.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, honestly,&#8221; Vala huffed, squaring her shoulders and turning her head away from him. &#8220;I don&#8217;t believe I&#8217;m speaking to you anymore, Daniel.&#8221; She turned her attention to Landry, who had thus far been quietly reading a report and ignoring the argument. &#8220;Are all of your subordinates this disrespectful? If so, it&#8217;s a wonder you don&#8217;t throw the lot of them out on their arses.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The General&#8217;s eyes flickered to Daniel and the archaeologist flinched under the weight of his accusing stare.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I mean, really, is this the sort of impression you want to be making on cultures you&#8217;ve not yet come into contact with? It seems to me you&#8217;ve quite enough enemies with the Goa&#8217;uld and the Ori; why invite trouble by turning this&#8211;&#8221; She waved at Daniel. &#8220;&#8211;loose on poor, unsuspecting planets?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Landry sighed. &#8220;Miss, quite frankly there&#8217;s only one person on this plane that I worry about turning loose on an unsuspecting world, and that&#8217;s you.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First, she twitched. 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