{"id":1289,"date":"2012-08-27T04:40:07","date_gmt":"2012-08-27T04:40:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/azar.ink-and-quill.com\/?p=1289"},"modified":"2012-08-27T04:40:07","modified_gmt":"2012-08-27T04:40:07","slug":"fic-bagpipes-on-mars-dwncis-gen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/azar.ink-and-quill.com\/?p=1289","title":{"rendered":"Fic: Bagpipes on Mars (DW\/NCIS, gen)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><strong>Author&#8217;s Note:<\/strong> Both the title and the plot&#8211;such as there is&#8211;were inspired by the Enter the Haggis song of the same name.<\/em><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>The door of the TARDIS banged closed as Abby and the Doctor fell against it, both out of breath, both grinning like maniacs.<\/p>\n<p>The Doctor looked at his companion. &#8220;Well. That was fun, wasn&#8217;t it?&#8221; he asked cheerfully.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Surprisingly, it was.&#8221; Abby smirked back at him. &#8220;Good thing you know how to play the bagpipes, though, or it might not&#8217;ve been.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He laughed and sprang to his feet, helping Abby up then practically skipping over to the control console with her at his heels. &#8220;Yes, who knew bagpipes could be such an effective sonic weapon against Ice Warriors? I&#8217;ll have to remember that in future.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He threw a couple of switches then looked up at her again. &#8220;So. Where to next?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Abby laughed. &#8220;Bagpipes and Martians all in one afternoon? You really think you can top that?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Doctor&#8217;s eyes took on a knowing, mischievous gleam. &#8220;I know I can.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;In that case? Surprise me.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Author&#8217;s Note: Both the title and the plot&#8211;such as there is&#8211;were inspired by the Enter the Haggis song of the same name. The door of the TARDIS banged closed as Abby and the Doctor fell against it, both out of &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/azar.ink-and-quill.com\/?p=1289\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[46,426,159,71],"tags":[443,124,120,442,210,194,112,248,444,323],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/azar.ink-and-quill.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1289"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/azar.ink-and-quill.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/azar.ink-and-quill.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/azar.ink-and-quill.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/azar.ink-and-quill.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1289"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/azar.ink-and-quill.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1289\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1290,"href":"http:\/\/azar.ink-and-quill.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1289\/revisions\/1290"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/azar.ink-and-quill.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/azar.ink-and-quill.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/azar.ink-and-quill.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}