{"id":1099,"date":"2012-08-26T02:57:19","date_gmt":"2012-08-26T02:57:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/azar.ink-and-quill.com\/?p=1099"},"modified":"2012-08-26T02:57:19","modified_gmt":"2012-08-26T02:57:19","slug":"fic-alien-abduction-for-beginners-dwsga-gen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/azar.ink-and-quill.com\/?p=1099","title":{"rendered":"Fic: Alien Abduction for Beginners (DW\/SGA, gen)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The alien wore tennis shoes: wasn&#8217;t that the name of some lame Disney movie? No, wait&#8211;it was &#8220;The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes,&#8221; about a ridiculously unrealistic android.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ah, come on!&#8221; the alien in tennis shoes exclaimed, flashing him a manic grin. &#8220;I take you to another planet, years in your future&#8211;it&#8217;s the year 2000 if you were wondering, oh, and by the way, that Y2K thing is rubbish&#8211;and you don&#8217;t find this the least bit exciting?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sixteen-year-old Meredith McKay scowled at him in response. &#8220;Considering I&#8217;m being dragged around some sort of abandoned, <i>underwater<\/i> city by a lunatic, no, &#8216;exciting&#8217; isn&#8217;t the word that leaps to mind,&#8221; he snapped. &#8220;More like &#8216;terrifying.&#8217; Why did you bring me here?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Because you&#8230;&#8221; The Doctor grinned again, pointing a finger at him. &#8220;&#8230;need to see what&#8217;s out there. Might come in handy one day.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>Not if I avoid it at all costs,<\/em> the teenager groused silently to himself. <em>Which is more likely after this experience.<\/em> The maniac in pinstripes and sneakers flashed him a knowing look, and Mer shuddered.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Come on, then!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Still grumbling, McKay followed the Doctor through corridor after twisting corridor, still trying to ignore the place&#8217;s eerie, dark beauty.<\/p>\n<p>Years later, he would stand on a balcony overlooking the Ancients&#8217; lost city of Atlantis and realize with a sinking feeling that he&#8217;d been here before.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The alien wore tennis shoes: wasn&#8217;t that the name of some lame Disney movie? No, wait&#8211;it was &#8220;The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes,&#8221; about a ridiculously unrealistic android. &#8220;Ah, come on!&#8221; the alien in tennis shoes exclaimed, flashing him a manic &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/azar.ink-and-quill.com\/?p=1099\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[99,46,397,159,50],"tags":[257,120,401,112,181,186,122],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/azar.ink-and-quill.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1099"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/azar.ink-and-quill.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/azar.ink-and-quill.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/azar.ink-and-quill.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/azar.ink-and-quill.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1099"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/azar.ink-and-quill.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1099\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1102,"href":"http:\/\/azar.ink-and-quill.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1099\/revisions\/1102"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/azar.ink-and-quill.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1099"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/azar.ink-and-quill.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1099"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/azar.ink-and-quill.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1099"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}